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: It’s the last thing Mark expects when he walks into the house. His dad is bent over being fucked by the neighbor and he’s actually enjoying it. Begging for it. Calling him master. And the next thing that happens is Mark can feel himself wanting

I am a bad person. I am a disease. I am poison, I am toxic. I ruin every good thing that happens to me. I push people away. I seem fine from a distance, but once people actually spend any considerable amount of time around me, they realize just how awful,

Has anybody else’s throat been hurting but that’s it? Mines been sore for like 5 days but no other side effects. I gotta sing 3.5 hours at a gig in a few days! What’s this shit son?

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

clickey: bogleech: Just a reminder that the following is a SMALL sample of the actual real things that have happened in just a few days of a Trump presidency:Trump’s administration removed all language about race, sex, the lgbt community and climate

triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

playbunny: I want to remind everyone that this was an actual thing that happened.

dj-shamrock: ppmaqero: pinkcookiedoedoodles: Things that have actually happened to me.gif reblogging this here because it’s IMPORTANT Seriously, blows my mind how disrespectful some people can be to artists. You’d have to do around 250 commissions

sushiobunny: haxpunch: Woof! Not my actual piece, more of an extra giggle ~ Giga Guts is a thing that happens in the second Drama CD. oh my lol XD

jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened =_=

stridersknowbest: who care’s if they “made that up for notes” half of the shit comedians say were not actual things that happened to them it’s called joking around you joyless mush piles lol Oh good. Someone with a brain. <3

roach-works: the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened.

doctorhorrible: oh no i forgot you actually work with suit fabric lauren nO I AM SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN OH GOD #.i’m just imagining scenarios like the fabric for channing tatum or ellen degeneres or rdj#.only the label says

can't get much gayer than that

bawlgoblin:the best thing about the stream that happened: I played mgs music in three pigs and a baby and nobody noticed until i said itLOOK THAT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE OK

binart: DON’T SASS ME BOY. can we just appreciate the fact that this was an actual thing that happened in the comic dad was so great

lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine

heartbeatofatimelord: Fandoms may have differences but one thing we all have in common. Hogwarts AUs. Actually…. Has that happened to Fringe yet?I wonder if the alternates would be in different houses. Oh noHogwarts AUAU

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leonibuki: so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw) it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb but don’t worry though we actually

thatzak: jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened Incredible.

assbutt-in-the-garrison: thepacificrimjob: luvr4photography: THE FUCKING HELL what the fuck is this an actual thing that happened it is now lol

$yearslateforyugiohshippings: I actually wanted to draw Astral from Zexal, but it looked shitty, so I made a quick symmetry sketch of Marik and it got a little out of hand and turned into a sketchy painting. Things that happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I love painting$

yearslateforyugiohshippings: I actually wanted to draw Astral from Zexal, but it looked shitty, so I made a quick symmetry sketch of Marik and it got a little out of hand and turned into a sketchy painting. Things that happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I love painting

luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does

carterson-the-mortal: jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened good thing it’s not new

luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does

triceracroptops:actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic

lolimreallygay: triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic

lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic

triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

brotips: “Do you have PTSD? What’s the worst thing that happened?” -Sketch Posters For fuck’s sake yes. Nick’s friends actually asked him,“Is Afghanistan just like call of duty?”

trombono: PLEASE WATCH THIS. TRUST ME. THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENED ON TV. BLESS JJBA

lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic

jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened

triceracroptops: actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened

lolimreallygay: triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic

regenerador: im not even kidding that’s an actual thing that happens

mamakarkat: unwrittenlawz: mamakarkat: WHEN UR BOOB RANDOMLY STARTS HURTING this is a thing that happens? WHEN SOMEONE DOUBTS THESE THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN

vermillionsketcher: based on an actual thing that happened in ap art w/ me and my friend (p.s. that’s a pic my actual laptop lid on san’ pc lmao)bonus:

mamakarkat: annoyedconformist: mamakarkat: unwrittenlawz: mamakarkat: WHEN UR BOOB RANDOMLY STARTS HURTING this is a thing that happens? WHEN SOMEONE DOUBTS THESE THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN the same thing happens with testicles it’s annoying

lolimreallygay: triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic

owlturdcomix: Gotta reach for that outrage. image / twitter / facebook / patreon

jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened

bootyprince420: I know the finale of Jersey Shore was only about a year or two ago but they were one of the things that happened during my generation that I actually found fascinating. I think they are a great example of what was being projected to the

ecokitty: I can’t believe this is an actual thing that happens in Pocket Mortys

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: kidneys-newkidneys: this happened this actually is a thing that happened this is canon This is basically the entire episode in two pictures

lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic

lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic

triceracroptops:actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

lolimreallygay:triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.iconic

carterson-the-mortal: jensensations: jensensations: wow so the giant pendulum statue at my friend’s college got taken down because students kept getting naked on it and singing wrecking ball actual thing that happened good thing it’s not new

lolimreallygay: triceracroptops:actual thing that happened:starbucks dude: can I have your name?me: claire.starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it?me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone. iconic

phonesignal: heytinafey: this actually happened this was the most realist thing that happened thought this whole series Us @sft425

agent-355: Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

I want to remind everyone that this was an actual thing that happened.

triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

“OOH, OOH, Do you see anyone swinging in the city in background??”

its-heiress-actually:canon thing that happened

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